Despite it being half a year since this Blog was updated and about five months since the last article was written I can assure you I do still have a pulse (just about), however non-exciting DIY tasks and big work projects are keeping my time fully occupied at present so this website has been keeping it's bottom warm on the back-burner for a while.

Trouble is, I've been under pressure to give the wife what she wants in the bedroom which, disappointingly, means an in-built walk-in wardrobe, new ceiling, lighting, furniture, floor, wall mounted LCD TV and paint job rather than anything more scintillating. As for work, a Blackberry rollout is going to keep me busy for the rest of July.

Despite a healthy level of activity on my Twitter account, sometimes 140 characters just isn't enough for a real sweary rant about something and as I have one or two things to get off my chest I might just lock myself in the toilet with my laptop and a few bottles of beer and get on with it one evening soon.