I don't know where these guys got my address from but I like their style. If you're gonna send junk mail, you may as well make it humorous...

Received from Virtue Accounting:

The back of the letter had a DIY cut-out-and-make CCTV camera.

I'd take 'em up if it wasn't for the fact that my current accountant has only one job to do - close my non-trading company down and send me his final bill. Mind you, that seems to be taking forever (I asked him to do it about seven months ago).

Still, I'll keep this lot on file should I ever return to the IT contracting game. Their website is worth a giggle - I especially like Doris the teletype operator.